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1 Beerguy 156
Royal-T 146
Earl Grey 116
Original Dave 107
Sharkee 107
Yo Yo 107
Split 106
Cab Guy 99
Mad Dog 93
10 Scary 90
Cactus Jack 87
Matteo 84
Fingers 83
Boss 74
Savage 71
La Migra 67
Buttons 52
Queen Bee 52
Expense 48
20 Pryce 39
Doctor K 38
Slow Hand 35
V P 34
Devil Dog 30
Skipper 30
Sequel 23
Hazmatt 22
Climber 21
Coop 21
30 Walker 20
Rx Mark 19
Lieutenant
1 Beerguy 156
Royal-T 146
Earl Grey 116
Original Dave 107
Sharkee 107
Yo Yo 107
Split 106
Cab Guy 99
Mad Dog 93
10 Scary 90
Cactus Jack 87
Matteo 84
Fingers 83
Boss 74
Savage 71
La Migra 67
Buttons 52
Queen Bee 52
Expense 48
20 Pryce 39
Doctor K 38
Slow Hand 35
V P 34
Devil Dog 30
Skipper 30
Sequel 23
Hazmatt 22
Climber 21
Coop 21
30 Walker 20
Rx Mark 19
Lieutenant Dan 18
FrankC 17
JamesD 17
Brian 16
Man Down 15
Cool Hand 14
Lets Go 12
Rob Base 12
40 Noah 11
Baby Shark 10
Angry Pup 7
Princess 7
Neil 5
Menace 4
Big Slick 3
Daddy 3
48 Jason 1

1 Split 16
Original Dave 13
Royal-T 13
Earl Grey 12
Pryce 11
Savage 11
Sharkee 11
Boss 9
Yo Yo 9
10 Scary 8
Walker 8
Beerguy 7
Buttons 7
Mad Dog 7
Cactus Jack 6
Expense 6
La Migra 6
Doctor K 5
Cab Guy 4
20 Coop 4
Hazmatt 4
Slow Hand 4
Matteo 3
V P 3
Brian 2
Climber 2
Devil Dog 2
FrankC 2
Rx Mark 2
30 Sequel 2
Baby Shark 1
Fingers 1
JamesD 1
Lieutenant Dan 1
Angry Pup
1 Split 16
Original Dave 13
Royal-T 13
Earl Grey 12
Pryce 11
Savage 11
Sharkee 11
Boss 9
Yo Yo 9
10 Scary 8
Walker 8
Beerguy 7
Buttons 7
Mad Dog 7
Cactus Jack 6
Expense 6
La Migra 6
Doctor K 5
Cab Guy 4
20 Coop 4
Hazmatt 4
Slow Hand 4
Matteo 3
V P 3
Brian 2
Climber 2
Devil Dog 2
FrankC 2
Rx Mark 2
30 Sequel 2
Baby Shark 1
Fingers 1
JamesD 1
Lieutenant Dan 1
Angry Pup 0
Big Slick 0
Cool Hand 0
Daddy 0
Jason 0
40 Lets Go 0
Man Down 0
Menace 0
Neil 0
Noah 0
Princess 0
Queen Bee 0
Rob Base 0
48 Skipper 0

1 Coop 1.000
Walker 1.000
Climber .955
Rx Mark .864
JamesD .773
Royal-T .741
Brian .727
Beerguy .726
Pryce .722
10 Doctor K .717
Earl Grey .659
Boss .649
Original Dave .622
Split .592
Sharkee .585
Cool Hand .583
Sequel .561
V P .548
Slow Hand .547
20 Yo Yo .543
Mad Dog .528
Buttons .515
Cab Guy .513
Matteo .509
Scary .503
Baby Shark .500
Noah .500
Savage .490
Haz
1 Coop 1.000
Walker 1.000
Climber .955
Rx Mark .864
JamesD .773
Royal-T .741
Brian .727
Beerguy .726
Pryce .722
10 Doctor K .717
Earl Grey .659
Boss .649
Original Dave .622
Split .592
Sharkee .585
Cool Hand .583
Sequel .561
V P .548
Slow Hand .547
20 Yo Yo .543
Mad Dog .528
Buttons .515
Cab Guy .513
Matteo .509
Scary .503
Baby Shark .500
Noah .500
Savage .490
Hazmatt .489
30 La Migra .475
Fingers .472
Skipper .469
Cactus Jack .442
Lieutenant Dan .419
Expense .407
Devil Dog .375
Man Down .333
Queen Bee .327
Angry Pup .318
40 Lets Go .293
Princess .292
Rob Base .279
Menace .222
FrankC .181
Big Slick .167
Daddy .136
Neil .093
48 Jason .056

From 01/30/2026 thru 10/23/2026, every other Friday, for 9+ months, we will be hosting a bi-weekly, Texas Hold 'Em tournament style card game. To qualify for the end of year tournament you MUST attend at least 10 of the 20 scheduled events.

Every-other Friday, the cards fly promptly at 7 pm. You are free to arrive early. BYOB. $30 buy-in. No add-ons. No re-buys.

The All Donkeys Welcome Invitational Tournament (11/07/2026) will include a progressive pot that grows through the "regular season". The 20 regular season games also include prizes for 1st, 2nd, 3rd (and occasionally 4th) place.

We have many active players who have joined the group and will play any given tournament. In other words, the easiest way to make sure that you are invited is through our automated text mobile app. It's free. It's easy. Send me an email (below) with your text number and cell provider and I will add you to the distribution.

Please RSVP each week so that we can be sure to get you a seat. "I'm out" is appreciated, too.

To qualify for the end of year tournament you MUST attend at least 10 of the 20 scheduled events.

A.D.W.I.T.- Saturday, November 07, 2026 - SAVE THE DATE

We're a growing enterprise... be sure to buy your
Donkey gear before we go public
(the IPO will be listed on the NYSE as ADW, of course)
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The first donkey to bust out (each tournament) will have the honor of being our "beer boy" until the next event and the next first-out... duties will include, but not be limited to; "Get me a beer... boy!" ~ Shuffling cards ~ and general light housekeeping. You will be required to stay UNTIL THE FINAL HAND OF THE NIGHT.
The number one donkey of each event will have their exclusive choice of music played at the next gathering.
POINTS will be inversely assigned each event based on the number of donkeys in attendance, with the winner earning the most points, then each subsequent donkey earning their appropriate value in descending value. Points earned divided by games attended will determine your AVERAGE. Knock out the leading player and earn a BOUNTY. Top in each category will earn (1) Entry & seat choice in the "big one" (2) Show Me chips and (3) bragging rights. UNDERLINED NAME = "Qualified" for ADWIT
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