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Next event March 27, 2026!!!

1 Royal-T 62
Beerguy 49
Sharkee 45
Split 42
Matteo 41
Earl Grey 40
Yo Yo 39
Fingers 34
La Migra 34
10 Mad Dog 34
Cab Guy 33
Cactus Jack 28
V P 25
Hazmatt 22
Slow Hand 22
Walker 20
Sequel 19
Original Dave 17
Man Down 15
20 Cool Hand 14
Expense 13
Lieutenant Dan 13
Scary 13
Lets Go 12
Queen Bee 12
Savage 11
Baby Shark 10
Skipper 10
Princess 7
30 Rob Base 3
31 FrankC 2

1 Royal-T 9
Walker 8
La Migra 6
Mad Dog 5
Sharkee 5
Hazmatt 4
Split 4
Cab Guy 3
Matteo 3
10 Slow Hand 3
Beerguy 2
Sequel 2
Yo Yo 2
Baby Shark 1
Earl Grey 1
Fingers 1
Lieutenant Dan 1
Original Dave 1
V P 1
20 Cactus Jack 0
Cool Hand 0
Expense 0
FrankC 0
Lets Go 0
Man Down 0
Princess 0
Queen Bee 0
Rob Base 0
Savage 0
30 Scary 0
31 Skipper 0

1 Walker 1.000
Royal-T .954
Slow Hand .917
Sequel .792
La Migra .756
Beerguy .754
Sharkee .692
Split .646
Matteo .631
10 Lieutenant Dan .619
Earl Grey .615
V P .610
Yo Yo .600
Cool Hand .583
Fingers .523
Mad Dog .523
Cab Guy .508
Baby Shark .500
Hazmatt .489
20 Cactus Jack .431
Skipper .417
Original Dave .386
Man Down .333
Expense .296
Lets Go .293
Queen Bee .
1 Walker 1.000
Royal-T .954
Slow Hand .917
Sequel .792
La Migra .756
Beerguy .754
Sharkee .692
Split .646
Matteo .631
10 Lieutenant Dan .619
Earl Grey .615
V P .610
Yo Yo .600
Cool Hand .583
Fingers .523
Mad Dog .523
Cab Guy .508
Baby Shark .500
Hazmatt .489
20 Cactus Jack .431
Skipper .417
Original Dave .386
Man Down .333
Expense .296
Lets Go .293
Queen Bee .293
Princess .292
Savage .250
Scary .200
30 Rob Base .143
31 FrankC .044

From 01/30/2026 thru 10/23/2026, every other Friday, for 9+ months, we will be hosting a bi-weekly, Texas Hold 'Em tournament style card game. To qualify for the end of year tournament you MUST attend at least 10 of the 20 scheduled events.

Every-other Friday, the cards fly promptly at 7 pm. You are free to arrive early. BYOB. $30 buy-in. No add-ons. No re-buys.

The All Donkeys Welcome Invitational Tournament (11/07/2026) will include a progressive pot that grows through the "regular season". The 20 regular season games also include prizes for 1st, 2nd, 3rd (and occasionally 4th) place.

We have many active players who have joined the group and will play any given tournament. In other words, the easiest way to make sure that you are invited is through our automated text mobile app. It's free. It's easy. Send me an email (below) with your text number and cell provider and I will add you to the distribution.

Please RSVP each week so that we can be sure to get you a seat. "I'm out" is appreciated, too.

To qualify for the end of year tournament you MUST attend at least 10 of the 20 scheduled events.

A.D.W.I.T.- Saturday, November 07, 2026 - SAVE THE DATE

We're a growing enterprise... be sure to buy your
Donkey gear before we go public
(the IPO will be listed on the NYSE as ADW, of course)
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The first donkey to bust out (each tournament) will have the honor of being our "beer boy" until the next event and the next first-out... duties will include, but not be limited to; "Get me a beer... boy!" ~ Shuffling cards ~ and general light housekeeping. You will be required to stay UNTIL THE FINAL HAND OF THE NIGHT.
The number one donkey of each event will have their exclusive choice of music played at the next gathering.
POINTS will be inversely assigned each event based on the number of donkeys in attendance, with the winner earning the most points, then each subsequent donkey earning their appropriate value in descending value. Points earned divided by games attended will determine your AVERAGE. Knock out the leading player and earn a BOUNTY. Top in each category will earn (1) Entry & seat choice in the "big one" (2) Show Me chips and (3) bragging rights. UNDERLINED NAME = "Qualified" for ADWIT
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