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Next event August 28, 2026!!!

1 Beerguy 185
Royal-T 172
Mad Dog 139
Sharkee 133
Split 128
Original Dave 125
Cab Guy 123
Earl Grey 116
Fingers 116
10 Yo Yo 114
La Migra 112
Scary 109
Cactus Jack 100
Boss 99
Matteo 88
Pryce 77
Savage 72
Expense 65
Slow Hand 65
20 Queen Bee 60
Buttons 52
Devil Dog 46
V P 42
Climber 41
Angry Pup 40
Doctor K 38
Skipper 30
Sequel 23
Hazmatt 22
30 Coop 21
Walker 20
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1 Beerguy 185
Royal-T 172
Mad Dog 139
Sharkee 133
Split 128
Original Dave 125
Cab Guy 123
Earl Grey 116
Fingers 116
10 Yo Yo 114
La Migra 112
Scary 109
Cactus Jack 100
Boss 99
Matteo 88
Pryce 77
Savage 72
Expense 65
Slow Hand 65
20 Queen Bee 60
Buttons 52
Devil Dog 46
V P 42
Climber 41
Angry Pup 40
Doctor K 38
Skipper 30
Sequel 23
Hazmatt 22
30 Coop 21
Walker 20
FrankC 19
Rx Mark 19
Lieutenant Dan 18
JamesD 17
Brian 16
Man Down 15
Cool Hand 14
Lets Go 12
40 Rob Base 12
B-Sox 11
Noah 11
Baby Shark 10
Menace 9
Princess 7
BeeMan 6
Jeanne 5
Big Slick 3
49 Daddy 3

1 Original Dave 19
Pryce 19
Split 17
Royal-T 15
Earl Grey 12
Sharkee 12
La Migra 11
Savage 11
Slow Hand 11
10 Boss 10
Mad Dog 10
Beerguy 9
Expense 9
Scary 9
Yo Yo 9
Walker 8
Buttons 7
Cab Guy 6
Cactus Jack 6
20 Doctor K 5
Coop 4
Devil Dog 4
Hazmatt 4
Angry Pup 3
Climber 3
Fingers 3
Matteo 3
V P 3
Brian 2
30 FrankC 2
Rx Mark 2
Sequel 2
Baby Shark 1
B-Sox 1
JamesD 1
Lieu
1 Original Dave 19
Pryce 19
Split 17
Royal-T 15
Earl Grey 12
Sharkee 12
La Migra 11
Savage 11
Slow Hand 11
10 Boss 10
Mad Dog 10
Beerguy 9
Expense 9
Scary 9
Yo Yo 9
Walker 8
Buttons 7
Cab Guy 6
Cactus Jack 6
20 Doctor K 5
Coop 4
Devil Dog 4
Hazmatt 4
Angry Pup 3
Climber 3
Fingers 3
Matteo 3
V P 3
Brian 2
30 FrankC 2
Rx Mark 2
Sequel 2
Baby Shark 1
B-Sox 1
JamesD 1
Lieutenant Dan 1
BeeMan 0
Big Slick 0
Cool Hand 0
40 Daddy 0
Jeanne 0
Lets Go 0
Man Down 0
Menace 0
Noah 0
Princess 0
Queen Bee 0
Rob Base 0
49 Skipper 0

1 Coop 1.000
Walker 1.000
Rx Mark .864
Pryce .811
JamesD .773
Brian .727
Doctor K .717
Beerguy .688
Royal-T .685
10 Earl Grey .659
Climber .651
Angry Pup .635
Slow Hand .619
Original Dave .610
Mad Dog .604
Sharkee .594
Boss .589
Cool Hand .583
La Migra .574
20 Sequel .561
Split .549
Cab Guy .526
Yo Yo .525
B-Sox .524
Buttons .515
Scary .514
V P .506
1 Coop 1.000
Walker 1.000
Rx Mark .864
Pryce .811
JamesD .773
Brian .727
Doctor K .717
Beerguy .688
Royal-T .685
10 Earl Grey .659
Climber .651
Angry Pup .635
Slow Hand .619
Original Dave .610
Mad Dog .604
Sharkee .594
Boss .589
Cool Hand .583
La Migra .574
20 Sequel .561
Split .549
Cab Guy .526
Yo Yo .525
B-Sox .524
Buttons .515
Scary .514
V P .506
Fingers .504
Baby Shark .500
30 Noah .500
Matteo .494
Hazmatt .489
Expense .471
Skipper .469
Savage .436
Lieutenant Dan .419
Devil Dog .404
Cactus Jack .398
Man Down .333
40 Queen Bee .300
Lets Go .293
Princess .292
Menace .290
Rob Base .279
Jeanne .238
Big Slick .167
FrankC .165
Daddy .136
49 BeeMan .080

From 01/30/2026 thru 10/23/2026, every other Friday, for 9+ months, we will be hosting a bi-weekly, Texas Hold 'Em tournament style card game. To qualify for the end of year tournament you MUST attend at least 10 of the 20 scheduled events.

Every-other Friday, the cards fly promptly at 7 pm. You are free to arrive early. BYOB. $30 buy-in. No add-ons. No re-buys.

The All Donkeys Welcome Invitational Tournament (11/07/2026) will include a progressive pot that grows through the "regular season". The 20 regular season games also include prizes for 1st, 2nd, 3rd (and occasionally 4th) place.

We have many active players who have joined the group and will play any given tournament. In other words, the easiest way to make sure that you are invited is through our automated text mobile app. It's free. It's easy. Send me an email (below) with your text number and cell provider and I will add you to the distribution.

Please RSVP each week so that we can be sure to get you a seat. "I'm out" is appreciated, too.

To qualify for the end of year tournament you MUST attend at least 10 of the 20 scheduled events.

A.D.W.I.T.- Saturday, November 07, 2026 - SAVE THE DATE

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Donkey gear before we go public
(the IPO will be listed on the NYSE as ADW, of course)
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The first donkey to bust out (each tournament) will have the honor of being our "beer boy" until the next event and the next first-out... duties will include, but not be limited to; "Get me a beer... boy!" ~ Shuffling cards ~ and general light housekeeping. You will be required to stay UNTIL THE FINAL HAND OF THE NIGHT.
The number one donkey of each event will have their exclusive choice of music played at the next gathering.
POINTS will be inversely assigned each event based on the number of donkeys in attendance, with the winner earning the most points, then each subsequent donkey earning their appropriate value in descending value. Points earned divided by games attended will determine your AVERAGE. Knock out the leading player and earn a BOUNTY. Top in each category will earn (1) Entry & seat choice in the "big one" (2) Show Me chips and (3) bragging rights. UNDERLINED NAME = "Qualified" for ADWIT
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