
Seats Confirmed = 11
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NEXT GAME IS JULY 18!!!
1 Yo Yo 130
Sharkee 129
La Migra 125
Cab Guy 123
Beerguy 103
Mad Dog 100
Cool Hand 95
Fingers 93
Savage 93
10 Matteo 82
Original Dave 82
Earl Grey 81
Queen Bee 72
Royal-T 71
Princess 69
Rob Base 69
Scary 66
Lets Go 56
Split 56
20 Expense 51
Doctor K 48
V P 45
Daddy 42
Hazmatt 39
Menace 38
Man Down 33
Slow Hand 32
Queen 28
Sequel 21
30 Donica 20
Boss 18
Dan F 17
Jack
1 Yo Yo 130
Sharkee 129
La Migra 125
Cab Guy 123
Beerguy 103
Mad Dog 100
Cool Hand 95
Fingers 93
Savage 93
10 Matteo 82
Original Dave 82
Earl Grey 81
Queen Bee 72
Royal-T 71
Princess 69
Rob Base 69
Scary 66
Lets Go 56
Split 56
20 Expense 51
Doctor K 48
V P 45
Daddy 42
Hazmatt 39
Menace 38
Man Down 33
Slow Hand 32
Queen 28
Sequel 21
30 Donica 20
Boss 18
Dan F 17
JackOfAllTrades 17
Shawn Of The Dead 17
Nails 16
Shawn 15
Coop 14
Baby Shark 13
Austin 10
40 James 7
Josh 5
42 Amy 2
1 Matteo 16
Sharkee 16
Savage 15
Earl Grey 14
La Migra 13
Yo Yo 12
Princess 11
Beerguy 8
Daddy 8
10 Expense 7
Cab Guy 6
Fingers 6
Mad Dog 6
Rob Base 6
Donica 5
Queen Bee 5
Slow Hand 5
Doctor K 4
Lets Go 4
20 Cool Hand 3
Original Dave 3
Sequel 3
Split 2
Hazmatt 1
JackOfAllTrades 1
Man Down 1
Menace 1
Royal-T 1
Scary 1
30 Shawn 1
Amy 0
Austin 0
Baby Shark 0
Boss 0
Coop
1 Matteo 16
Sharkee 16
Savage 15
Earl Grey 14
La Migra 13
Yo Yo 12
Princess 11
Beerguy 8
Daddy 8
10 Expense 7
Cab Guy 6
Fingers 6
Mad Dog 6
Rob Base 6
Donica 5
Queen Bee 5
Slow Hand 5
Doctor K 4
Lets Go 4
20 Cool Hand 3
Original Dave 3
Sequel 3
Split 2
Hazmatt 1
JackOfAllTrades 1
Man Down 1
Menace 1
Royal-T 1
Scary 1
30 Shawn 1
Amy 0
Austin 0
Baby Shark 0
Boss 0
Coop 0
Dan F 0
James 0
Josh 0
Nails 0
40 Queen 0
Shawn Of The Dead 0
42 V P 0
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Sequel .913
Shawn Of The Dead .850
Slow Hand .800
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Nails .762
Earl Grey .730
Sharkee .686
Daddy .667
10 La Migra .665
Dan F .654
Princess .645
Matteo .631
Cool Hand .629
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Yo Yo .622
Fingers .616
Coop .609
Beerguy .595
20 Cab Guy .589
Doctor K .585
Hazmatt .574
Menace .543
Mad Dog .524
Rob Base .519
Savage .490
Man Down
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Sequel .913
Shawn Of The Dead .850
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Nails .762
Earl Grey .730
Sharkee .686
Daddy .667
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Dan F .654
Princess .645
Matteo .631
Cool Hand .629
Original Dave .626
Yo Yo .622
Fingers .616
Coop .609
Beerguy .595
20 Cab Guy .589
Doctor K .585
Hazmatt .574
Menace .543
Mad Dog .524
Rob Base .519
Savage .490
Man Down .485
Queen Bee .483
Expense .472
30 Austin .435
Scary .391
Lets Go .376
V P .363
JackOfAllTrades .362
Royal-T .340
Split .333
James .269
Queen .257
Baby Shark .241
40 Josh .238
Boss .177
42 Amy .095
From 01/31/2025 thru 10/24/2025, every other Friday, for 9+ months, we will be hosting a bi-weekly, Texas Hold 'Em tournament style card game. To qualify for the end of year tournament you MUST attend at least 10 of the 20 scheduled events.
Every-other Friday, the cards fly promptly at 7 pm. You are free to arrive early. BYOB. $30 buy-in. No add-ons. No re-buys.
The All Donkeys Welcome Invitational Tournament (11/01/2025) will include a progressive pot that grows through the "regular season". The 20 regular season games also include prizes for 1st, 2nd, 3rd (and occasionally 4th) place.
We have many active players who have joined the group and will play any given tournament. In other words, the easiest way to make sure that you are invited is through our automated text mobile app. It's free. It's easy. Send me an email (below) with your text number and cell provider and I will add you to the distribution.
Please RSVP each week so that we can be sure to get you a seat. "I'm out" is appreciated, too.
To qualify for the end of year tournament you MUST attend at least 10 of the 20 scheduled events.
We're a growing enterprise... be sure to buy your
Donkey gear before we go public
(the IPO will be listed on the NYSE as ADW, of course)
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The first donkey to bust out (each tournament) will have the honor of being our "beer boy" until the next event and the next first-out... duties will include, but not be limited to; "Get me a beer... boy!" ~ Shuffling cards ~ and general light housekeeping. You will be required to stay UNTIL THE FINAL HAND OF THE NIGHT.
The number one donkey of each event will have their exclusive choice of music played at the next gathering.
POINTS will be inversely assigned each event based on the number of donkeys in attendance, with the winner earning the most points, then each subsequent donkey earning their appropriate value in descending value. Points earned divided by games attended will determine your AVERAGE. Knock out the leading player and earn a BOUNTY. Top in each category will earn (1) Entry & seat choice in the "big one" (2) Show Me chips and (3) bragging rights. UNDERLINED NAME = "Qualified" for ADWIT
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