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Next event June 05, 2026!!!

1 Royal-T 124
Beerguy 122
Earl Grey 99
Cab Guy 80
Split 79
Sharkee 76
Yo Yo 75
Matteo 74
Fingers 70
10 Mad Dog 66
Scary 65
La Migra 63
Cactus Jack 61
Original Dave 59
Savage 54
Boss 53
Buttons 50
Queen Bee 44
Expense 38
20 Slow Hand 34
V P 34
Doctor K 32
Sequel 23
Hazmatt 22
Coop 21
Skipper 21
Walker 20
Rx Mark 19
Pryce 17
30 Brian 16
Man Down 15
Cool Hand 14
Lieute
1 Royal-T 124
Beerguy 122
Earl Grey 99
Cab Guy 80
Split 79
Sharkee 76
Yo Yo 75
Matteo 74
Fingers 70
10 Mad Dog 66
Scary 65
La Migra 63
Cactus Jack 61
Original Dave 59
Savage 54
Boss 53
Buttons 50
Queen Bee 44
Expense 38
20 Slow Hand 34
V P 34
Doctor K 32
Sequel 23
Hazmatt 22
Coop 21
Skipper 21
Walker 20
Rx Mark 19
Pryce 17
30 Brian 16
Man Down 15
Cool Hand 14
Lieutenant Dan 13
Lets Go 12
Rob Base 12
Baby Shark 10
Devil Dog 9
FrankC 9
Princess 7
40 Menace 4
Big Slick 3
42 Jason 1

1 Earl Grey 12
Royal-T 11
Sharkee 10
Savage 9
Split 9
Boss 8
Scary 8
Walker 8
Buttons 7
10 Beerguy 6
La Migra 6
Doctor K 5
Mad Dog 5
Cab Guy 4
Cactus Jack 4
Coop 4
Hazmatt 4
Pryce 4
Slow Hand 4
20 Expense 3
Matteo 3
Original Dave 3
V P 3
Yo Yo 3
Brian 2
Rx Mark 2
Sequel 2
Baby Shark 1
Fingers 1
30 Lieutenant Dan 1
Big Slick 0
Cool Hand 0
Devil Dog 0
FrankC 0
Jason 0
Le
1 Earl Grey 12
Royal-T 11
Sharkee 10
Savage 9
Split 9
Boss 8
Scary 8
Walker 8
Buttons 7
10 Beerguy 6
La Migra 6
Doctor K 5
Mad Dog 5
Cab Guy 4
Cactus Jack 4
Coop 4
Hazmatt 4
Pryce 4
Slow Hand 4
20 Expense 3
Matteo 3
Original Dave 3
V P 3
Yo Yo 3
Brian 2
Rx Mark 2
Sequel 2
Baby Shark 1
Fingers 1
30 Lieutenant Dan 1
Big Slick 0
Cool Hand 0
Devil Dog 0
FrankC 0
Jason 0
Lets Go 0
Man Down 0
Menace 0
Princess 0
40 Queen Bee 0
Rob Base 0
42 Skipper 0

1 Coop 1.000
Walker 1.000
Rx Mark .864
Doctor K .821
Pryce .773
Royal-T .770
Beerguy .758
Slow Hand .739
Brian .727
10 Earl Grey .688
Boss .680
Buttons .633
Lieutenant Dan .619
Cool Hand .583
Split .568
Sequel .561
V P .548
Mad Dog .541
Sharkee .532
20 Matteo .518
Savage .514
La Migra .512
Baby Shark .500
Original Dave .500
Cab Guy .497
Hazmatt .489
Fingers .48
1 Coop 1.000
Walker 1.000
Rx Mark .864
Doctor K .821
Pryce .773
Royal-T .770
Beerguy .758
Slow Hand .739
Brian .727
10 Earl Grey .688
Boss .680
Buttons .633
Lieutenant Dan .619
Cool Hand .583
Split .568
Sequel .561
V P .548
Mad Dog .541
Sharkee .532
20 Matteo .518
Savage .514
La Migra .512
Baby Shark .500
Original Dave .500
Cab Guy .497
Hazmatt .489
Fingers .486
Scary .468
Yo Yo .466
30 Skipper .457
Cactus Jack .427
Expense .380
Man Down .333
Queen Bee .321
Lets Go .293
Princess .292
Rob Base .279
Devil Dog .225
Menace .222
40 Big Slick .167
FrankC .113
42 Jason .056

From 01/30/2026 thru 10/23/2026, every other Friday, for 9+ months, we will be hosting a bi-weekly, Texas Hold 'Em tournament style card game. To qualify for the end of year tournament you MUST attend at least 10 of the 20 scheduled events.

Every-other Friday, the cards fly promptly at 7 pm. You are free to arrive early. BYOB. $30 buy-in. No add-ons. No re-buys.

The All Donkeys Welcome Invitational Tournament (11/07/2026) will include a progressive pot that grows through the "regular season". The 20 regular season games also include prizes for 1st, 2nd, 3rd (and occasionally 4th) place.

We have many active players who have joined the group and will play any given tournament. In other words, the easiest way to make sure that you are invited is through our automated text mobile app. It's free. It's easy. Send me an email (below) with your text number and cell provider and I will add you to the distribution.

Please RSVP each week so that we can be sure to get you a seat. "I'm out" is appreciated, too.

To qualify for the end of year tournament you MUST attend at least 10 of the 20 scheduled events.

A.D.W.I.T.- Saturday, November 07, 2026 - SAVE THE DATE

We're a growing enterprise... be sure to buy your
Donkey gear before we go public
(the IPO will be listed on the NYSE as ADW, of course)
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The first donkey to bust out (each tournament) will have the honor of being our "beer boy" until the next event and the next first-out... duties will include, but not be limited to; "Get me a beer... boy!" ~ Shuffling cards ~ and general light housekeeping. You will be required to stay UNTIL THE FINAL HAND OF THE NIGHT.
The number one donkey of each event will have their exclusive choice of music played at the next gathering.
POINTS will be inversely assigned each event based on the number of donkeys in attendance, with the winner earning the most points, then each subsequent donkey earning their appropriate value in descending value. Points earned divided by games attended will determine your AVERAGE. Knock out the leading player and earn a BOUNTY. Top in each category will earn (1) Entry & seat choice in the "big one" (2) Show Me chips and (3) bragging rights. UNDERLINED NAME = "Qualified" for ADWIT
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