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Next event November 07, 2026!!!

1 Beerguy 243
Royal-T 224
Cab Guy 195
Earl Grey 181
Sharkee 179
Yo Yo 167
Mad Dog 165
Split 156
Boss 154
10 Fingers 147
Scary 142
Cactus Jack 140
La Migra 132
Original Dave 125
Slow Hand 111
Queen Bee 106
Savage 106
Matteo 95
19 Expense 81

1 Earl Grey 27
Royal-T 25
Slow Hand 21
Original Dave 19
Split 17
Yo Yo 16
Boss 14
La Migra 14
Sharkee 14
10 Mad Dog 13
Savage 13
Beerguy 12
Cab Guy 11
Cactus Jack 11
Scary 11
Expense 9
Queen Bee 5
Fingers 4
19 Matteo 3

Slow Hand .698
Beerguy .664
Earl Grey .663
Royal-T .644
Original Dave .610
Sharkee .605
Cab Guy .589
Boss .581
Yo Yo .578
La Migra .534
Scary .526
Mad Dog .526
Split .515
Fingers .488
Matteo .463
Savage .427
Cactus Jack .402
Queen Bee .391
19 Expense .443

From 01/30/2026 thru 10/23/2026, every other Friday, for 9+ months, we will be hosting a bi-weekly, Texas Hold 'Em tournament style card game. To qualify for the end of year tournament you MUST attend at least 10 of the 20 scheduled events.

Every-other Friday, the cards fly promptly at 7 pm. You are free to arrive early. BYOB. $30 buy-in. No add-ons. No re-buys.

The All Donkeys Welcome Invitational Tournament (11/07/2026) will include a progressive pot that grows through the "regular season". The 20 regular season games also include prizes for 1st, 2nd, 3rd (and occasionally 4th) place.

We have many active players who have joined the group and will play any given tournament. In other words, the easiest way to make sure that you are invited is through our automated text mobile app. It's free. It's easy. Send me an email (below) with your text number and cell provider and I will add you to the distribution.

Please RSVP each week so that we can be sure to get you a seat. "I'm out" is appreciated, too.

To qualify for the end of year tournament you MUST attend at least 10 of the 20 scheduled events.

A.D.W.I.T.- Saturday, November 07, 2026 - SAVE THE DATE

We're a growing enterprise... be sure to buy your
Donkey gear before we go public
(the IPO will be listed on the NYSE as ADW, of course)
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The first donkey to bust out (each tournament) will have the honor of being our "beer boy" until the next event and the next first-out... duties will include, but not be limited to; "Get me a beer... boy!" ~ Shuffling cards ~ and general light housekeeping. You will be required to stay UNTIL THE FINAL HAND OF THE NIGHT.
The number one donkey of each event will have their exclusive choice of music played at the next gathering.
POINTS will be inversely assigned each event based on the number of donkeys in attendance, with the winner earning the most points, then each subsequent donkey earning their appropriate value in descending value. Points earned divided by games attended will determine your AVERAGE. Knock out the leading player and earn a BOUNTY. Top in each category will earn (1) Entry & seat choice in the "big one" (2) Show Me chips and (3) bragging rights. UNDERLINED NAME = "Qualified" for ADWIT
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