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Next event March 13, 2026!!!

1 Royal-T 44
Sharkee 36
La Migra 34
Fingers 33
Beerguy 32
Split 30
Matteo 28
Cactus Jack 25
Earl Grey 25
10 Cab Guy 22
Hazmatt 22
Slow Hand 22
Yo Yo 20
Sequel 19
Mad Dog 18
V P 17
Man Down 15
Cool Hand 14
Lieutenant Dan 13
20 Scary 11
Skipper 10
Expense 8
Lets Go 8
Princess 7
Queen Bee 5
Savage 5
Original Dave 3
Rob Base 3
29 FrankC 2

1 Royal-T 7
La Migra 6
Sharkee 5
Hazmatt 4
Split 4
Cab Guy 3
Slow Hand 3
Mad Dog 2
Sequel 2
10 Beerguy 1
Earl Grey 1
Fingers 1
Lieutenant Dan 1
Matteo 1
V P 1
Yo Yo 1
Cactus Jack 0
Cool Hand 0
Expense 0
20 FrankC 0
Lets Go 0
Man Down 0
Original Dave 0
Princess 0
Queen Bee 0
Rob Base 0
Savage 0
Scary 0
29 Skipper 0

1 Royal-T .978
Slow Hand .917
V P .810
Sharkee .800
Sequel .792
La Migra .756
Fingers .733
Beerguy .711
Split .667
10 Matteo .622
Lieutenant Dan .619
Cool Hand .583
Cactus Jack .556
Earl Grey .556
Cab Guy .489
Hazmatt .489
Yo Yo .444
Skipper .417
Mad Dog .400
20 Lets Go .381
Expense .333
Man Down .333
Princess .292
Scary .244
Queen Bee .238
Savage .208
Rob Base .143
Original Dave .125
29 FrankC .044

From 01/30/2026 thru 10/23/2026, every other Friday, for 9+ months, we will be hosting a bi-weekly, Texas Hold 'Em tournament style card game. To qualify for the end of year tournament you MUST attend at least 10 of the 20 scheduled events.

Every-other Friday, the cards fly promptly at 7 pm. You are free to arrive early. BYOB. $30 buy-in. No add-ons. No re-buys.

The All Donkeys Welcome Invitational Tournament (11/07/2026) will include a progressive pot that grows through the "regular season". The 20 regular season games also include prizes for 1st, 2nd, 3rd (and occasionally 4th) place.

We have many active players who have joined the group and will play any given tournament. In other words, the easiest way to make sure that you are invited is through our automated text mobile app. It's free. It's easy. Send me an email (below) with your text number and cell provider and I will add you to the distribution.

Please RSVP each week so that we can be sure to get you a seat. "I'm out" is appreciated, too.

To qualify for the end of year tournament you MUST attend at least 10 of the 20 scheduled events.

A.D.W.I.T.- Saturday, November 07, 2026 - SAVE THE DATE

We're a growing enterprise... be sure to buy your
Donkey gear before we go public
(the IPO will be listed on the NYSE as ADW, of course)
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The first donkey to bust out (each tournament) will have the honor of being our "beer boy" until the next event and the next first-out... duties will include, but not be limited to; "Get me a beer... boy!" ~ Shuffling cards ~ and general light housekeeping. You will be required to stay UNTIL THE FINAL HAND OF THE NIGHT.
The number one donkey of each event will have their exclusive choice of music played at the next gathering.
POINTS will be inversely assigned each event based on the number of donkeys in attendance, with the winner earning the most points, then each subsequent donkey earning their appropriate value in descending value. Points earned divided by games attended will determine your AVERAGE. Knock out the leading player and earn a BOUNTY. Top in each category will earn (1) Entry & seat choice in the "big one" (2) Show Me chips and (3) bragging rights. UNDERLINED NAME = "Qualified" for ADWIT
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