ALL DONKEYS WELCOME ~ Season Nine ~ "Who's Down To Chop???"

ALL DONKEYS WELCOME ~ Season Nine ~ "Who's Down To Chop???"ALL DONKEYS WELCOME ~ Season Nine ~ "Who's Down To Chop???"ALL DONKEYS WELCOME ~ Season Nine ~ "Who's Down To Chop???"
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ALL DONKEYS WELCOME ~ Season Nine ~ "Who's Down To Chop???"

ALL DONKEYS WELCOME ~ Season Nine ~ "Who's Down To Chop???"ALL DONKEYS WELCOME ~ Season Nine ~ "Who's Down To Chop???"ALL DONKEYS WELCOME ~ Season Nine ~ "Who's Down To Chop???"
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Next Tournament: Friday, November 07, 2026 @ 6pm

Seats Confirmed = 16

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Next event November 07, 2026!!!

Your 2026 Donkeys Are...

Who

Bounty Hunters

Bounty Hunters

1  Beerguy 243

Royal-T 224

Cab Guy 195

Earl Grey 181

Sharkee 179

Yo Yo 167

Mad Dog 165

Split 156

Boss 154

10  Fingers 147

Scary 142

Cactus Jack 140

La Migra 132

Original Dave 125

Slow Hand 111

Queen Bee 106

Savage 106

Matteo 95

19  Expense 81

Bounty Hunters

Bounty Hunters

Bounty Hunters

1  Earl Grey 27

Royal-T 25

Slow Hand 21

Original Dave 19

Split 17

Yo Yo 16

Boss 14

La Migra 14

Sharkee 14

10  Mad Dog 13

Savage 13

Beerguy 12

Cab Guy 11

Cactus Jack 11

Scary 11

Expense 9

Queen Bee 5

Fingers 4

19  Matteo 3

Average

Bounty Hunters

Average

Slow Hand .698

Beerguy .664

Earl Grey .663

Royal-T .644

Original Dave .610

Sharkee .605

Cab Guy .589

Boss .581

Yo Yo .578

La Migra .534

Scary .526

Mad Dog .526

Split .515

Fingers .488

Matteo .463

Savage .427

Cactus Jack .402

Queen Bee .391

19  Expense .443

2026 Winners

    About Us

    WHO?

    From 01/30/2026 thru 10/23/2026, every other Friday, for 9+ months, we will be hosting a bi-weekly, Texas Hold 'Em tournament style card game.  To qualify for the end of year tournament you MUST attend at least 10 of the 20 scheduled events.

    WHEN?

    Every-other Friday, the cards fly promptly at 7 pm.  You are free to arrive early.  BYOB.  $30 buy-in.  No add-ons.  No re-buys.


    WHAT?

    The All Donkeys Welcome Invitational Tournament (11/07/2026) will include a progressive pot that grows through the "regular season".  The 20 regular season games also include prizes for 1st, 2nd, 3rd (and occasionally 4th) place.

    Make sure you're "on the list"

    We have many active players who have joined the group and will play any given tournament.  In other words, the easiest way to make sure that you are invited is through our automated text mobile app.  It's free.  It's easy.  Send me an email (below) with your text number and cell provider and I will add you to the distribution.

    Worth repeating

    Please RSVP each week so that we can be sure to get you a seat.  "I'm out" is appreciated, too.

    Remember and plan ahead

    To qualify for the end of year tournament you MUST attend at least 10 of the 20 scheduled events.

    A.D.W.I.T.- Saturday, November 07, 2026 - SAVE THE DATE

    A.D.W.I.T.- Saturday, November 07, 2026 - SAVE THE DATE

    Help fund our cause

    We're a growing enterprise... be sure to buy your

    Donkey gear before we go public

    (the IPO will be listed on the NYSE as ADW, of course)

    go to

    https://www.cafepress.com/shop/adw

    to get yours!

    Need To Know

    "BEER BOY" ~ Yo Yo

    The first donkey to bust out (each tournament) will have the honor of being our "beer boy" until the next event and the next first-out... duties will include, but not be limited to; "Get me a beer... boy!" ~ Shuffling cards ~ and general light housekeeping.  You will be required to stay UNTIL THE FINAL HAND OF THE NIGHT.  

    "DJ" ~ Royal-T

    The number one donkey of each event will have their exclusive choice of music played at the next gathering.

    POINTS ~ OVERALL AVERAGE ~ "BOUNTY" ~ Beerguy

    POINTS will be inversely assigned each event based on the number of donkeys in attendance, with the winner earning the most points, then each subsequent donkey earning their appropriate value in descending value.  Points earned divided by games attended will determine your AVERAGE.  Knock out the leading player and earn a BOUNTY.  Top in each category will earn (1) Entry & seat choice in the "big one" (2) Show Me chips and (3) bragging rights.          UNDERLINED NAME = "Qualified" for ADWIT

    Contact your local dealer

    If you are new to our group... make sure that you have the mobile app, and then send me an email (so I can add you to our group chat)

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